This theme is intended for photos, one would assume from its name. From sorabji.com/px/ I borrowed some scans of photos I bought at a thrift shop in Woodside, Queens. This was a number of years ago when I was making almost daily pilgrimages to the area hoping to cross paths with a beautiful woman I did not know but who I called the “Woodside Bombshell”. I would go for long walks every day anyway but when I spotted her walking home and entering her place of residence I decided I would journey to the area as often as possible to increase chances of us crossing paths and perhaps being able to initiate conversation. This never quite happened. I did, in fact, happen to be walking past her house just as she had stepped outside. She was heading to the subway. So was I. As she swiped her MetroCard I had every intention of following right after her. Bollocks. My MetroCard lacked sufficient funds to enter and there was no vending machine at this entrance. Even if I was the sort to hop a turnstile that would have been impossible, since this entrance had only a single revolving-door type of entrance. Whoever she was I lost her and never saw her again.